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The Masks Of Fate

The “Looney Left” have today won a tiny victory in the face of an overwhelmingly close No-Deal (thank God) Brexit, a Conservative powerhouse government and patriots protecting statues all over the country, by getting Boris (Churchill) to admit that face coverings might have to be worn in shops.

For a start this capitulation to the bleating spawn of those left wing corruption pits (Universities) is a national disgrace akin to the longbowmen of Agincourt laying down their weapons and begging the French to molest their undergarments. An Englishman won’t have a frog in his pants and nor will he have a mask on his face!

There is not one shred of scientific evidence that proves wearing a mask will help reduce the spread of the virus. If there were it would have been published in the greatest scientific journal of our time: That little magazine you get in Weatherspoons. So why have the ranting hordes of the unwashed left forced Boris into this almost unprecedented climb down?

Jealousy? Almost certainly. Patriots and heroes have been in ascendance since 2016 and the saboteurs of the left are determined to make our glorious Brexit seem as difficult as possible. Now I’m not saying that Coronavirus was engineered by the left wing as a plot to destabilise the country so their Communist paymasters can roll a hammer and sickle up Oxford Street. But I’m not NOT saying that.   

Think about it.

  • Before Brexit no one had even heard of a Coronavirus
  • Brexit happens and all of a sudden Coronavirus appears

Legally I can’t state that it’s an almost 100% indisputable fact that Jeremy Corbyn both synthesised and purposely infected millions of people world-wide in an attempt to destroy Capitalism by damaging global markets. Although I cant say that this is definitely what happened you’ve all seen his beard so I think we all know the answer…..    

Well I tell you one thing: I won’t be wearing one in a shop or anywhere else the PC brigade have decided is “unsafe”. The brave Tommies in the trenches didn’t have any face coverings or “masks” to protect them from airborne threats. So if it’s good enough for the boys at the Somme it’s good enough for me.  


Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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