Pray Rise For The Pay Rise

Sunaks magic hats done it again! The money magician with the caring condition has once more put a cheery smile on brave Britains faces

In a much needed show of support in our beleaguered nursing staff “dishy Rishi” has handed out a 1% pay rise. Working nurses will average a whopping £3.50 extra a week in thier pay packets. Nurses have often complained that they feel left out and undervalued, well now they can sip on a bottle of sensibly priced wine and bask in the glow of a job well done.

The country salutes our medical dolly birds and we all wholeheartedly agree that the £3.50 a week is well deserved! So go on girls get yourself a cheap lippy or new garter set to wear to work there’s brave Brits in hospital who could do with perking up.

I’m also aware that the Left have been predictably been complaining about it saying that “it’s insulting” and “why do we fucking bother” but let me ask the Left: What have you ever done for nurses?

Check and mate.

Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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