The King is dead. Long live the King!

Prince Philip hated wokeness and despised diversity. He truly was the people’s King. We loved him and he loved us. With the Prince gone it’s time for the Queen to step up to the plate and sign some laws that mean we can lock up some of the leftist scum that walk our streets

The Prince told it like it was and if you didn’t like it he’d have you arrested because he’s running the gaff.

A real man’s man who knows what’s what and epitomises what is needed to be a British hero.

There’s no doubt in my mind, that a man who single handily saved London from the Blitz, was a true champion of Brexit behind the scenes. No doubt at all that had the Spaniards tried to take Gibraltar he’d have been sailing a recommissioned Mary Rose right up thier straits!

A man I’m sure every British Tommy would have wanted in the trenches. With a wry smile and a quip about some layabouts skin complexion and he’d have charmed them round! Ready to go over the top and give the Hun a taste of steel!

Men like our King, Prince Philip, born and bred in resolute England are hard to come by now. Here was a English man who knew how to deal with Indian shopkeepers and French maids. If he was down the pub with you he’d be the first one to slap the pronouns out of that cheeky bar worker.

Philip came from a generation that lived long, fought hard and loved deep he should be saluted. As a fitting tribute I’d make all the schools cancel their “woke” curriculums for a year and work on detailed presentations on our former Kings life.

But let’s not forget the true villain of this piece… The Markles.

Without thier bombshell interview tearing through the Iron Dukes heart and soul like an assassins blade he would still be with us today. You can’t argue with facts. Before the interview he was alive. After it he was dead. The Markles killed him and until we find a judge brave enough to stand up to these metropolitan elite woke power couple then thier reign of terror will continue

The King is dead. Long live the King

Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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