The March To Victory

I suggest Gold, Sword and Juno! Haha! We’re on the march. BOJO for victory! Lancasters over Lorient! Challengers into Caen! Onward Christian soldiers!

After years of threats and baguette rattling old Eagle Eye Johnson has called thier bluff and by the time your reading this the Western flank of our pincer movement could be having crumpets in Charlemont.

For too long the French have postured and pouted, strutting around with their wives and mistresses while good honest British patriots can’t even get a girlfriend. Now is the time to strike!

We have acted like a timid cat jumping at the behest of the preening French poodle well no longer. Its time for this bulldog to bark once again. An all out invasion of France is the only option left for a country pushed to the brink of extinction by a tyrannical EU hell bent on crushing our exceptionalisim.

Once in France why stop? The Maginot Line is mere miles away we could stage our own backwards Blitzkrieg into the Rhienland! We knew when we voted for Brexit that it would come to this, we were ready, the question is… Are they?

Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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