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Last Year’s Problem

So the joyless Starmer has gone on the attack against our beloved PM because good old BOJO might have had a bit of a knees up last Xmas.

Just because a Labour leader has never been invited to a Xmas party doesn’t mean they can ban everyone else from having one. Starmer is the sort of bloke who supports early closing times for pubs and fines for being boisterous.

So Boris may have attended a low key celebration or two to commemorate the long tragic year we just went through. Who’ll begrudge our bold PM having a couple of whiskies, in front of a roaring fire with a couple of retired Admirals regaling him with tales of the Cutty Sark! Certainly not I or the millions of right thinking Brits.

Starmer has long advocated for the banning of Christmas and other celebrations but this time he’s gone too far. To accuse our PM of completing ignoring lockdown rules and just doing whatever he wants is treasonous. Proper patriots and believers knew that Boris wouldn’t be sitting by twiddling his thumbs while a pandemic raged. He’s a man of action and be that action be gathering vaccines from France like a medical Scarlet Pimpernel or ruffling a interns skirt at a Xmas do then so be it.

The good people of this country won’t stand idly by and allow Labour to ban Xmas altogether! At times like this I am reminded of the story of Rudolf the red nosed reindeer.

Here was a animal with a brutal genetic condition that would have seen him marked out as easy prey in the wild. But because of “circumstances” he was thrust into the spotlight and saved the day. The other reindeer were quick to mock him and didn’t allow him to play any of thier games. But look at him now. Leading the Country!

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Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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