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Bakers Doesn’t

I normally wouldn’t go after prominent Conservative MPs but self styled “Brexit Hard man” Steve Baker has to go. Strutting around Whitehall bullying a load of Penfolds doesn’t make you a hard man it makes you a tart.

This speccy geek needs to stop flopping his dick around like he owns Brexit and should slap his own face.

What’s he ever done for Brexit? Go on Mr Hard Man get yourself the Brexit Minister job and really stick it to the EU! Unless you prefer to snipe at ACTUAL politicians trying to get things done from the sidelines.

The “Hard Man” of Brexit looks like the sorta bloke who’d wait for the next bus cos a few rowdy kids are getting on this one. The sorta bloke who apologises to a empty public bathroom after he farts in it.

I’d like to see him come swinging into the local boozer shrieking like a abandoned bride that he’s a hard man. It’ll be the first time the Left and the Right have worked together for years as I land a flurry of punches.

People like Steve remind me of the older boyfriend in the car coming to pick up his younger girlfriend from school. There’s just something not quite right about him


Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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