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Real World Politics

So some wet backed, weeping newby Tories have accused the PM of bullying them into supporting him.

Welcome to the real world boys and girls! No more swanning round the London nightspots dining out on your blue rosette. Now you’ve got to do some actual work and Boris’s pushing you and the country forward.

Some backstabbing vipers have sent in letters of no confidence in the PM. This is a time of war (ongoing Brexit war, Covid war, war on drugs, other assorted wars) and they think that the PM should resign. A purge needs to be held. Boris’s night of the long knives. Get rid of those whose weakness is stopping them achieving what needs to be done.

If Big BOJO needs to shake a few fists in the direction of white feather wearing charlatans he godamm will. Do you think Churchill got everything he wanted through niceties? On numerous occasions Winston had to batter the leader of the opposition senseless just to get an offensive back on track.

Without bouts of wanton violence against other MPs the radical left would have had us on our knees outside of Rostock begging to surrender. On multiple occasions Churchill had to wade into the backbenchers with tooth and nail, swinging his cane like a holy crozier from heaven itself! Over 568 MPs died during these confrontations and we still won the war!

So either these current ones shape up or ship out. Also this whole party thing is just some Lefties trying to make a mountain out of a molehill. No one outside the Westminster bubble cares.


Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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