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The Somme. The Ukrainian trenches. Outside the Lion and Key last night. All these places are theatres of war and places you wouldn’t find the shirking left. But you would find our Royals.

A lot of guff has been written about our Royal family, too much if you ask me which I’m sure you would if we were sharing a cold pint or two. They have been accused of everything from sex trafficking to racism even the golden boy, Prince Andrew, has had his name dragged through the mud.

Our fighting Royals, leading platoons of lions like Boris, charging fearlessly, bayonets fixed at a tank! It’s enough to bring a tear to your eye.

Our Royal family have butchered thier way through this Empires enemies throughout history and we’re better for it! I would have loved to have been a co-pilot for brave King George during the Battle of the Hamburg but alas, having checked history books, it might not have happened.

Our heads of state have led the country at the point of a lance while the terrified Left prostate themselves at the feet of would be invaders! We need action not Starmer and CORBYN dithering on if a light bulb is offensive to trans dogs!

I urge every man of fighting age to sign up for the front lines. Russia is coming.


Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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