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Awaken The Woke

Looks like Big bustling BOJO has done it again! Clipping the wings of the Leftwaffer with a concentrated burst of anti woke fire he’s managed to once again unite a nation of Brits with common sense.

Bouncing Boris tore his way through the woke mobsters that populate our media and got to the crux of the matter during his latest speech. Some whinging Liberals will say he’s not addressing the important issues like half the country not being able to afford food and gas. But most right thinking Brits will be backing Boris on the big issues. How do you expect us to take on the might of Putin if “wokies” are out here in the UK trying to ban Sunday dinner and creating terrifying gender neutral toilets for cats!

I don’t have a clue about what being woke actually is but let me tell you it’s un British and un Christian. If a bookcase is a bookcase call it a bookcase. Just because you’ve put shoes on it instead of books it’s still a bookcase not a shoecase. Even if you paint it and stick inspiring pictures of Lancaster bombers on it it’s still a bookcase not a Lancasterbomberpaintedoncase.

I don’t know how clearer I can be here


Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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