So big Nige Farage is flying up Lefty outrage charts again this week after being pictured with musical starlet Holly Valance and Donald Trump. Many are attacking the multi award winning Brexit hero for posing with such a controversial figure but, it has to be said, Valance is a reformed character these days (due to her kinship with Nige?) putting her wild partying days behind her.
Holly was widely known in the early 2000s for that song she did. You know the one. It was everywhere and the video made it look like you could see her chuff. Every hot blooded man in the UK knocked one out to her, it was maybe only myself that got caught in that hotel bar though.
Hollies gyrating and hypnotic rhythms no doubt infused an young fire brand called Nigel Farage with the strength he needed to fight Europe.
You see back when the rest of us were rolling around in our own flatulent stupidity Nigel had a vision. A vision of freedom. Of a sovereign people taking to the streets and pulling down the establishment in droves. A vision he fulfilled with Brexit. A true seismic movement that will be felt throughout history.
But Brexit is struggling under the weight of the metropolitan elite and their media cronies. Each day they stab a little bit more into the Brexit beasts side trying to bring it down. Each day a bit more of pure Brexit blood is spilt.
OK so there’s huge amounts of travel chaos at ports, airports and on the roads but you remoaning lefties are telling me Corbyn would have sorted all that out. What would he have done? Ban roads? Bet you climate attention weirdos would love that wouldn’t you?
Also apprantly the economy is wrecked which is why we’re getting all these price hikes and why my mum hasn’t put her house lights on for a month. You can’t be seriously blaming Brexit for that? Taxes are going up because so many Remoaners are hording cash in thier houses thus destabilising the pound and causing crashes. Its basic economic conditioning. Do your research