Back In Business

So I’m back. I was caught up in a great “pingdemic” con after multiple messages came through saying I had to self isolate. As we all know Covid is spread by 5G and Remoaners so I was forced to “go dark” as we say in the forces.

I received an email saying I had contracted the rare “Covid 69” strain. I immediately strode to my GPs (luckily my 4 year ban for staging the one man protest over the possibility of a discussion being had about making the surgery more “trans friendly” had just expired. Don’t get me wrong I don’t know anything about this trans thing but it’s “different” and as Farage probably says “if it’s different it ain’t Brexit” or something) and demanded the cure I know they’ve got locked up in the back rooms. Saving it for Marxist footballers I bet.

They told me that there was no such thing as Covid 69 which vindicated all of my suspicions around this vaccine mumbo-jumbo and I left.

However it turned out a number of my kids friends had “hacked” my phone and had tricked me. So I didn’t have Covid and I can’t have caught a made up disease anyway.

What’s being going on in the land of the free since my isolation? Well Flight Commander Farage has been given his prime time TV show. I imagine it will be as filled with good old British fun as Noel Edmunds House Party.

Perhaps he could convince a couple of his political friends to join in. Show a different side to the alt right. Maybe Richard Tice getting covered in gunge or Thérèse Coffey standing in for Mr Blobby! Japes all round.

Farages show doesn’t have to be all shouting at immigrants and smiting the woke hordes with molten truth. That can be saved for weekends.

I think Farages successful move into TV should pave the way for future forays by our best and brightest. I for one would like to see a Police Camera Action show following Priti Patel around. Kicking in doors and dragging terrified families blinking into the light as they’re questioned on thier legal status!

Quality Sunday morning viewing.

GBSnooze

I’ve been asked multiple times if I’m watching the, wonderfully named, GBNews. The answer is no. All mainstream media is little more than the thoughts of Communism given voice by willing puppets of the Kremlin.

As a man who never wears jumpers its impossible to pull the wool over my eyes. This Andrew O’Neil is as much a part of the metropolitan elite as any of the slack jawed socialist sock puppets that populate BBC news.

A so called Brexiteer who resides in France!!! What’s wrong with Farnborough Andrew? The day after the Brexit vote I went straight to one of those little Eastern European shops and surrendered my passport, they wouldn’t take it so I burnt it in front of the cheese counter. The police arrived but my protest had been justified and I felt they were suppressing my right to protest! Did they think I was a lefty marching for racial equality? The whole incident was blown out of proportion and I told the judge so in court.

My point is: what did Andrew do after Brexit? Did he bravely commandeer a fleet of small boats and sail British patriots from mainland Europe to the beaches of Western Super Mare? Did he smash the blockade guarding the Channel Tunnel and sally forth into Blighty?

No he stayed safe and secure in his French cacoon sniffing garlic and quaffing champagne no doubt. While Joe Patriot stayed in Britain and fought the ensuing Brexit wars!

Now he thinks he can start up his own TV channel and just jump into our lives like he’s been here the entire time! He’s not part of us dear patriots he’s merely trying to prise you away from your hard gods honest cash. No matter how many Union Jack’s he drapes himself in it doesn’t mean he’s one of us. Unlike Sir Nige

Sausage

They’ve backed down! Bojo has strong armed the EU into accepting British sausage once more! As the sound of “Keep The Home Fires Burning” drifts across our war weary land spare a thought for those brave negotiation teams lost in enemy territory.

The EUs desperation to destroy the UKs chilled meats market is straight outta the Socialists playbook. Stalin did the EXACT same thing in Russia and look at that place now! Lawless Communism running rampant destroyed the land of the Tsars and it will rip through our country like a rapidly mutating virus and even cowering in your lockdowns won’t do anything to stop it.

When Lenin and his motley mob first marched on Moscow they did so by disrupting meat trade routes all the way to the Baltic sea. This is phase one in destroying traditional Christian family values and good on our boys and boffins back in Blighty for seeing right through it!

I’ve heard a lot of guff about this “deal” we “signed” into “international law” being one “we negotiated” and that’s all it is. Guff, hogwash and prattle. Lefty newspapers, I wouldn’t wrap me haddock in, bleating about a deal Boris won an election on are sowing division in this country!

We are at war with the EU, the Left, Socialists and a plethora of other frothing at the mouth enemies of the UK a war we must win! Winners write history and history is what shapes the future!

For those of you crying at the fact the UK might lose its global reputation as a trustworthy trading partner let me ask you this. If in WW2 we had brokered a peace deal with Hitler and Stalin, then pulled the rug out from under thier feet once thier trust was earnt and thier backs turned. Those condemning Bojo for fighting dirty would have been the same ones cheering on Churchill as he plunged the dagger into the back of those moustachioed villains.

We are one nation standing up to an decadent ruling elite who want nothing more than to have us all take the knee to Communism. We are winning