Subliminal Submarine

The Foppy French have embarrassed themselves on the world stage yet again. Not content with being the laughing stock of World War Two (Hitlers Return) they’ve now thrown a hissy fit over the new UK/US/AUS defence partnership. The partnership will be primarily be focused on agitating China but (hopefully) we can use some Navy SealsContinue reading “Subliminal Submarine”

Beefys Batting

Howzat! Whatcha! Haha! Another triumph for our esteemed Trade Minister Truss as she’s struck for the boundary and hit a six! No silly mid off point for this opener as Ian, “Beefy” Botham is appointed the new trade envoy to Australia. We’re sorry he’s not a Irish, transgender pronoun loving lefty like the Socialists wantedContinue reading “Beefys Batting”

The Farmers Fortune

Into the breach my friends! Trusty Truss has done it again? She’s whirled her magic trade baton and conjured up a trade agreement with Australian. A real Wizard of Oz. Truss has ensured premium “hormone injected” beef and all the kangaroos the regiments can eat will be delivered the UK throughout the year. Once againContinue reading “The Farmers Fortune”

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