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Sunday Sermons

Every Sunday since that fateful night in 2016 I have held a bonfire in my back garden. On it I urge all of my neighbours to burn anything they want that was made in the EU. To get this fire going I use proper British petrol I get from my local pro Brexit garage. ItContinue reading “Sunday Sermons”



Insurgency! Sabotage! Ring the church bells in every village the invasion has begun! We are under attack from all sides nowhere is safe not even the Local Wetherspoons. My local pillar of the community, “The Grinning Merkel” was hit by supply issues with both Carling and Coors light both OFF. A British pub without CarlingContinue reading “WetherbeatenSpoons”

Kentish Bounce

Let the good times roll as yet another Brexit Benefit is unveiled to the faithful. To cheers in the Commons it was revealed that the government will keep its emergency Brexit powers indefinitely! One in the eye for wannabe secessionists me thinks The front lines of Kent will carry on being “Britain’s trading hub” andContinue reading “Kentish Bounce”