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The Beast Of Burden

So big Nige Farage is flying up Lefty outrage charts again this week after being pictured with musical starlet Holly Valance and Donald Trump. Many are attacking the multi award winning Brexit hero for posing with such a controversial figure but, it has to be said, Valance is a reformed character these days (due toContinue reading “The Beast Of Burden”


Knighting Nigel

Not knighting Nigel Farage is THE biggest British scandal since Harry married that actress. Snubbing Nige is akin to digging up all the brave lads who died at D-DAY and giving them a 12 hour lecture on “woke theory” The Queen refusing to put her sword on his neck is a blooming disgrace and IContinue reading “Knighting Nigel”

Night Watchmen

Like most people I spent my Christmas Day sat at my local coastline watching for migrant boats. You know to give Nigel a day off. Forgoing my Xmas dinner to maintain a lonely vigil atop my countries parapet. Watching over our boarders with a vigilance so potent you’d think it was cheese. The rain pouredContinue reading “Night Watchmen”