Tied up

So she’s tied old “tadger” Johnson down has she? Well he’ll simultaneously like that and hate it! If you catch my drift. The wedding was held in secret, so secret in fact that Carrie’s bridesmaids didn’t know about it. Probably for the best with dashing Boris suited and booted there could have been a few

Knees Up Mother Brexit

So old “Sausage” Johnsons been up (and down) to his old tricks. This time the ultimate Brexiteers lads lad has been shagging around with some tasty bit of crumpet and the sexless Left are up in arms about it. “Old Knobber” may have bunged his little lady a couple of quid out of the petty