Bumble The Budget

The dashing form of Sunak cut a imperious figure today as the Spring budget was released from its briefcase like a pack of slavering wolves. Like hungry wolves the budget quickly devoured the doomongers and naysayers of the Liberal metropolitan elite. I won’t bore you with details because I know you’re not a details person

Awaken The Woke

Looks like Big bustling BOJO has done it again! Clipping the wings of the Leftwaffer with a concentrated burst of anti woke fire he’s managed to once again unite a nation of Brits with common sense. Bouncing Boris tore his way through the woke mobsters that populate our media and got to the crux of

Defence Plan

So there it is. In plain black and white. Big BJ pulled all of Labour’s dirty laundry out into the open right out of his washing machine of political bravado. Dashing Boris cut a strapping figure as he joined the evil Starmer in the cut and thrust of politics. Dodging accusations and threats before sending