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The absolute brass balls of Boris Johnson is a sight to behold. Polish them up and use them to guide wounded bombers back to Blighty!

To stand in the very belly of the beast, with political assassins sniping from every angle, puff his chest out and take it on the chin was glorious. Like watching the birth of a new star, glowing and radiant.

There’s no doubt in my mind that BJ is taking a political pummelling to shield other, younger MPs. This is what a leader does. A works event got out of hand after the MP for Suffolk under Scrutiny decided to photocopy his “man breasts” and now BOJO is taking the flak.

Boris, stressed and frantic because of the impending immigration crisis, probably just popped his head in to tell them to keep the noise down before ducking back out again for verbal jousting with Labour.

A strong, principled man with the constitution of a Great Dane has been forced to prostrate himself at the feet of the great British public and begged for forgiveness. We know the mouth farting Left won’t accept a simple human mistake but right thinking people will.

We will see this great man laid low by the folly of others and recognise our own failings and fears. We’re all human beings and before we all start blaming Boris for everything he’s supposed to have done we must look into Corbyns role in all of this. Maybe if the turnip farming IRA loving beardy-weirdy had campaigned better than HE’D be in charge instead. Then it would have been CORBYN breaking the lockdown rules and CORBYN throwing parties and pissing his pants that his Health Secretary just discharged loads of Covid patients into care homes.

Think about that. Corbyn or BJ. I know who I’d rather have breaking the odd rule to get Brexit done


Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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