Pootling

The DUP have been staunch supporters of Brexit and Johnson from day one and I for one welcome thier new leader. Edwin Poots.

Now Mr Poots has already been catching stray arrows from the heathenistic Left for his pro religious anti EU standpoints.

Like many of us brave Brits Mr Poots has more than likely spent an number of peaceful Sundays in church. With other like minded Christians debating which minority groups will be going to hell and which ones will be heading to purgatory.

Mr Poot, sensibly, doesn’t just willy nilly belive things because some scientist shows him “facts” and “evidence”. No sir! The Pootster always forges his own path. Not believing in dinosaurs or knowing the world is only 6000 years old isn’t “religious insanity” but a cold grasp of the realities of life and how everything needs to be looked at from different points of view.

For example yes the dinosaur bones people keep finding could be the remains of giant lizards that roamed our planet millions of years ago l. Or they could have been buried by pro Marx sympathisers in an attempt to erode belief in the Church, God and the values of family life.

I know which one I believe

Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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