A Final Barrage From Farage

He’s gone. After decades at the forefront of British politics he’s gone. The central player in Brexit has left the stage, the audiences applause still thundering through the country as he picks up his top hat and cloak and goes quietly into the night.

Nigel Farage we salute you. You were the hero that the British Patriots needed and one whom the armed forces looked up to. Brexit was your “Battle of Britain” and you were the flying ace swooping in your Spitfire taking out Frau Merkels Junkers.

You coordinated the modern day Dunkirk as you and your “free brigades” of UKIPPERS sallied forth to the EU and rescued British values from the clutches of the Hun controlled EU. Your little boat flotilla was laughed at by the lefty fifth columnists, who would happily kiss the heels of any goose stepping daughter of the Wermacht, but it succeeded.

You fought with the strength of a lion as you battled ferociously for our fisheries and fisherman. You saved a industry from the chopping block and made yourself the patron Saint of shellfish. Saint Nige it has a nice ring to it don’t you think?

He was one of us in a world of shadowy metropolitan elites, battling back the hordes of socialists who make up the controlling ruling classes

A Sergeant at the Somme infusing his men with tales of valour and glory. He steadfastly refused to heed orders and took his boys over the top again! Facing down the economic doomsayers machine gunning negativity at you, you took it on the chin and gave it a right good old British go!

You’ll be back Captain Farage we’re waiting for your silver whistle

Published by battlcomedy

General agitator. Probable traitor. Enjoys the finer things in life like Skol Super on a Sunday.

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